Hey there! My name is Maxine, and I’m a twenty-year-old human girl.
This is my blog. I’m not really sure what it is, but I’m sure of what it’s not, which some people say is pretty important too. So, here’s what it’s not: a fashion/lifestyle blog where I promote a $750 snail mucus smoothie that I supposedly drink every morning while a fluffy Jimmy Choo slipper gets mauled by my Pomeranian in the background of a house made entirely from marble. Also what it’s not: a very intellectual commentary on the current political climate of the world, written by someone wearing a bucket hat and with an air of mansplaining. (I have pretty specific imagined scenarios.) This will be a space for me to talk and ramble and word vomit about whatever, and maybe somewhere down the line this’ll have a cohesive theme, but right now the theme is just me.
Some things that I am always into (and therefore might be rambling about here) include – nail polish; intersectional feminism; potatoes in any shape, size, and form; cats; dogs; prairie dogs; raccoons; capybaras; all fluffy mammals; Oxford commas; stalking Aimee Song on Instagram; sales at Zara; staying hydrated; solid mental health; the Gap Kids Boys section; and awkward dad dance moves.
So now you have a little bit more of an idea of what you’re getting yourself into, and maybe what you’re getting yourself out of if you X out of the page now haha. In any case, thanks so much for stopping by! My email is linked up above, so feel free to shoot me one or leave me a comment; you can definitely email just to tell me how much prettier my cat Watson is compared to me. (I’d agree with you on that one.)